Dumb Questions
A stitch in time saves nine what?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? I don't get it.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
i don't think so... haven't seen one around...
Nice one Po.. Ok silly one from me too. How come Bosses are always trying it on new Employess with no experience?.
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Star***: is 7/11 found in qatar too?
dumb question: Did you have a haircut?
smart answer: no, it's fall so i am shredding!
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?
no, it is in Canada
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
starfaith25, answering your question: it is for February 29th.
i liked most of all: "How come wrong numbers are never busy?".. :)
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
lol.. The best one was of Mr. Jim... :)
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Reality is a Illusion Caused Due to Deficiency of Alcohol
If 7 elevens are open 24 hours 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors??? ;P
Fooling around on tuesdays is the BEST!!!
Annoys more peeps!!!
LOL!
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil??
lol :) bishy STAR...
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