Electric Chair
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning - though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness,
and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
BG fresh ghavtee chicken are availble at salwa next to fish market
same who cares chicken or egg you are eating both anyway
That lame who came first >.<
Who came first ? The bullet or the bomb? who cares? you are dying anyway.
leave who came first no fresh chicken's available in market nowadays
@tahsinmim it's called sarcasm ,it is a genre of funny-ing around with people !
Yup... billiards man.
I see...today i learnt that all balls are spherical yaani 3D :P
You are a hater! You don't have faith that the world is flat, impure impure!
my ol buddy LP could perfectly solve this mystery...i wonder where he is ? :(
Smoke..earth is not circular its Spherical.
Circular is flat, spheric is 3D, round can be both.
A plate is circular and round, a ball is spheric (spherical) and round.
Of course smoke, and what about rain! What rain else can be than God is sad?
We dont have any proof that the earth is round anyways since we never went to the moon to take pictures. look at any map they are all flat and square in shape :P
Of course, who dares to say the earth is not flat?!
What if Earth is trolling us? whenever we want to take a picture of it,it just rolls round again!
Yea coz our eyes are round, so we see everything round round...:(
why my keyboard is round ? :(
it is both
even if the earth if flat its still round right?
The answer is simple. The Earth is FLAT!
north south east west 4 corners and west always wants the rest 3 corners :P
MODS: Please delete this sexist thread immediately..
If a circle has no corners then why do they say "The Four Corners of the Earth"
blondes......they still are trying to figure where the corners are in a circular room...
hehehe nice afternoon laugh :D
Finally, a funny from BG - Haha
finally its funny :-)
they were grateful and release her.
takaatakkkkkkkkkkk!
lol
LOL this was a funny one :P