Engineering Vs Management!
One lady balloonist in a hot air balloon realized that she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am now.'
The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'
'You must be an engineer,' said the lady balloonist.
'I am', replied the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well, answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more.'
The man below responded, 'You must be in management.'
'I am,' replied the lady balloonist, 'but, how did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems, and you are prompt to blame others for your mismanagement!!!!!
uugggghhhh. and here i was hoping it is about management of engineers lol... thanks anyway
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ashghal is not an institute madam....its a dept. dealing with roads,building & drainage projects!! the new form of municipal affairs....and engineering management is dept. which manages the cost and accountability of projects! www.ashghal.gov.qa
engineering management would mean MANAGEMENT OF ENGINEERS? i'll take that course. where is ashghal?
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engineering management is a dept in Ashghal....
i love engineers...........
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I guess Drac is working on contract basis!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Even blood suckers have a manager these days??????
ROFLMAO...
Sorry couldn't resist it :))
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I need my job! :)
I am both too FU but still its so true :)
Gica we have vacancies, dont be afraid, go for it :))
This is absolutely true! Lol
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
Ohhhh, I have to tell this one to my GM! :)
Just to be sure: anyone has a job for an engineer?
Really? R.I.P lady.
"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah
:) based on a true story, mate
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
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"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah
true !!! nice one mate
some ppl we meet in our life, are the reason why we have middle fingers !! :D