Ever-nagging wife...
By Formatted Soul •
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the man's wife died. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it for a few minutes and told the undertaker he'd have her body shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here -- and you'd spend only $150?"
The man said, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Its an old joke... but still goes for a laugh..!!!
Tinker why go through all the trouble just the tell the CIED he is a queer Folk..:)
BM ..No problem I have some ideas to keep us warm in the ice cold weather!
Tinker who will die there you or the Hubby? lol
and that mountain they're mentioning where they found the ark is damn covered with ice! :-(
but if you're coming with me, i'll go! (frozen top!)
Ukeng, Turkey has just been hit by an earthquake. why do you want me to go there? no burying alive please. :P
BM..wow lucky escape!
I guess he will take you to Turkey next time, I hear that's where they found Noah's Ark
I will never ask hubby to bring me to Jerusalem ever again. :(
FS - If your intention was to put a smile on the readers face - you succeeded ;)
Rizks didnt know that you are soooooo pld! I am soooooo young that I heard it for the first time...lol
Yea sure UK...lol but why do most women think we dont nag..lol honesly I do most of the things myself..so dont really need to nag him for anything..:)
:D
i think i heard and read this jokes more than my finger counts...............
FS make sure that your Husband does not take you to Jerusalem for your next holiday!..
Good Morning FS.:)
Rizks, How old are you?
lol FS.. put a smile on my face! :)
when i started growing my Milk Teeths, i heard this joke...:)