An Ex-Wife's Revenge
An Ex-Wife's Revenge
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room
and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed.
Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,
during which they had to move out for a few days,
and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half,
they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly,
and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was,
he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth,
but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home....
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including the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????
Some dude made a song for the mans side of that song....
I think it was box to the right LOL
I'm serious...A friend played it for me...
You can't teach experience...
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Never mess with an angry woman!!
tra la la
good one but how cheepo this character is. cant leave cheap fixed assets like curtain rods there. As it is these rods would not fit the new window bcos of a diff size.
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He is so gonna kick your azz...LOL
You can't teach experience...
You got the helm and good luck with the oversized asteroid boy today.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Do not invite death by the error of your life, nor bring on destruction by the works of your hands; because God did not make death, and he does not delight in the death of the living. Solomon Chapte
OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lets not go there...
LOL
You can't teach experience...
Better than your snoring all night.....
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Do not invite death by the error of your life, nor bring on destruction by the works of your hands; because God did not make death, and he does not delight in the death of the living. Solomon Chapte
Shyt...
Thanks Owen...
He gonna be sing that at work all the time now...
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You can't teach experience...
RP the song is "irreplaceable" by beyonce...:P
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
That raised a smile
To the left , to left is your boxes, something like that. I got confused with this one..
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Do not invite death by the error of your life, nor bring on destruction by the works of your hands; because God did not make death, and he does not delight in the death of the living. Solomon Chapte
realy enjoyed that, lol
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hmmm blimey that was fabulous. as the saying goes never awaken a sleepin tigress or do not unleash the wrath of a woman. and last but not least behind every man (in this case a husband) is a smart and cunning woman.....hehehehhehehhe>winks. humming to I WILL SURVIVE ....lalallalalalla
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
I can't figure out if I got slammed or complimented???
Devil women...
You can't teach experience...
ah obinrin...
Life’s……...[img_assist|nid=61048|title=...|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]TRUE BLUE
That's a nice idea! Let's start lowering the rent guys!!!!
i loved that one! ...very useful in our reality....lol
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Whatever Makes You Happy...
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verrrry nice..and inspirational..lol
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hahaha! beware guys...
Vegas, My Avatar represent my personality perfectly. I will change when I find some new better than this. Can you give me ride home? maybe in one month time. Now still chilli to ride a bike. bbrrrr
And about the house, its prove woman are the devil of all... sorry ladies outhere, I just tell truth about our side sometime, but this devil only appeared when we really need to punish the man for all wrong doing. LOL, as if...
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand
I would have just lived with the smell Mila...
And if your newlywed....chage the avatar...lOL
Us guys can't take it...
You can't teach experience...
LOL.... nice one.
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand