Farts
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
air bullet LOL
I hope we won't read another smelly post tomorrow about other disgusting human output. Quantity is overwhilming Quality on QL ( no offense)
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
lower than that you die.
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
starseed only two things you missed, who invented that and who is holding the highest score for that?
haha funny
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i mean, how can you identify anything without eyes?? not to mention the smell.....speaking of which..the worst are when there are eggs and beer...THAT will singe your nose hairs and bring tears to your eyes...
scarlett would that then be a UFO??
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
all the built up backpressure..could put someone's eye out with that flying object!!
shall save all my wine bottle cork and pass them on to ya.........hehehehheh
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
start using corks :?
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star seed where on earth do u get all these anecdotes???thanks for putting a smile on our faces .........:O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
.. seems my reputation precedes me!!
Farting: such an act of nature.... :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
glanced over and saw the title..and started laughing...