Two gentlemen were walking down the avenue, when they
saw a well dressed, attractive woman walking in front of them.
Said one: "I'd give $50.00 to spend the night with that woman."
To their surprise, the young woman overheard the remark,
turned around and said: "I'll take you up on that."
After bidding his companion goodnight, he accompanied the lady to her lovely apartment, where they immediately went to bed.
The following morning, the man prepared to leave, and
presented her with $25.00. She demanded the rest of the money saying "If you don't give me the other $25.00 -- as you promised--I'll sue you." He laughed and said: "I'd like to see you get it on those grounds," and he left.
The next day, he was surprised to receive a summons,
ordering him to be in court as a "Defendant in a law suit." He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. The lawyer said: "She can't possibly get judgement against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how the case is
presented."
After the usual preliminaries the lady's lawyer presented the case to the court as follows. "Your Honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property. A garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery. She agreed to rent it to the Defendant, for a specific length of time for the sum of $50.00. The
Defendant took possession of the property, used it for the purpose for which it was rented, but on the evacuation of the premises he paid only $25.00, one-half the amount agreed upon. The rent was not expensive, since the restricted property was not available
to all. We therefore ask judgment be granted the Plaintiff to assure payment of the balance."
The Defendant's lawyer was impressed at the way his
opponent presented the case. He then presented his defense.
"Your Honor, my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a specific time, and did derive a degree of pleasure from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property, around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor being performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the rental of such property. We therefore ask judgement NOT be granted."
The young lady's lawyer had this comeback.
"Your Honor, my client agrees that the Defendant did find a well on the property, and that he did make improvements, such as my opponent has described. However, had the Defendant not known the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuation of the premises, the Defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took his pump with
him. In doing so, he not only dragged his equipment through the shrubbery, but left a hole much larger that it was prior to his occupancy, making it easily accessible to trespassers. We therefore ask judgement be granted . . ."
She got it!
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I remember my mom reading this to me years ago:-) hope you enjoyed it:-)
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edifis no no not cow i want human-women to make pregnant LOL
Asif, when I start my dairy farm I will surely call you to make the cows pregnant.
i want this job please feel free to hire me i am fertile
How come I don't get offered jobs of this kind ??
I was about 19 or 20 at the time.... and no, it wasn't a bedtime story.
That guy shuda hired you instead! :-))
xena: nice one.... :)
Looking at the woman next door, I hope my neighbour never hires me ;)
lets see what the judge decides...
i wish my neighbor hires me, i'll do it free of cost... ;)
are there neighbor with this mentality in doha????
if there are then i would like to do my "JOB"
Xena, your mother read that story to you! Was that a bed time story?
xena, i would now like fries with that...:)
hahaha that is so funny xena..
was just trying to get some spacing and paragraph issues sorted... I think its easier to read now:-)
Two gentlemen were walking down the avenue, when they
saw a well dressed, attractive woman walking in front of them.
Said one: "I'd give $50.00 to spend the night with that woman."
To their surprise, the young woman overheard the remark,
turned around and said: "I'll take you up on that."
After bidding his companion goodnight, he accompanied the lady to her lovely apartment, where they immediately went to bed.
The following morning, the man prepared to leave, and
presented her with $25.00. She demanded the rest of the money saying "If you don't give me the other $25.00 -- as you promised--I'll sue you." He laughed and said: "I'd like to see you get it on those grounds," and he left.
The next day, he was surprised to receive a summons,
ordering him to be in court as a "Defendant in a law suit." He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. The lawyer said: "She can't possibly get judgement against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how the case is
presented."
After the usual preliminaries the lady's lawyer presented the case to the court as follows. "Your Honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property. A garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery. She agreed to rent it to the Defendant, for a specific length of time for the sum of $50.00. The
Defendant took possession of the property, used it for the purpose for which it was rented, but on the evacuation of the premises he paid only $25.00, one-half the amount agreed upon. The rent was not expensive, since the restricted property was not available
to all. We therefore ask judgment be granted the Plaintiff to assure payment of the balance."
The Defendant's lawyer was impressed at the way his
opponent presented the case. He then presented his defense.
"Your Honor, my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a specific time, and did derive a degree of pleasure from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property, around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor being performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the rental of such property. We therefore ask judgement NOT be granted."
The young lady's lawyer had this comeback.
"Your Honor, my client agrees that the Defendant did find a well on the property, and that he did make improvements, such as my opponent has described. However, had the Defendant not known the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuation of the premises, the Defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took his pump with
him. In doing so, he not only dragged his equipment through the shrubbery, but left a hole much larger that it was prior to his occupancy, making it easily accessible to trespassers. We therefore ask judgement be granted . . ."
She got it!
http://cyberslayer.co.uk/jokes/joke0800.html
I remember my mom reading this to me years ago:-) hope you enjoyed it:-)
I have a 100% record... fired 2 rounds without protective gear ...both times on target ;)
Xena...excellent... lol
Xena, you were funny...:))
Xena...lol
omg.. desperation is funny most of the time
what a weirdo story. Anyway Frank your a lucky man! he he he he.
He should have had him QA/QC checked before he started his project.....lol
I don't know whether to laugh on it or to call those couples as STUPID..
demetrius is a real bloke...he gave his neighbour too many chances...probably traute was happy with frank..
she offered her honour, and he honoured her offer, and all night long it was offer and honour...
:)
Wow, where to start - so many things wrong on so many levels in that story
i wish i would get neighbors like these they give me money and i would do my "JOB" LOL
He sincerely worked hard on his job but no OUTPUT. Now let the Judge decide
frank maus has a strong case..there has been no breach of contract.
Had they not heard of sperm donation and in-vitro fertilisation?
Thats life... Only a mother knows who the real father is.