girls are complicated creatures
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you do not understand
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
That's A GIRL!
Yeah right...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Would you kiss me, If I wear a hat?
Men are always complicated aliens!!
Al esfuerzo y heroísmo de una revolución:
No los queremos!, y No les necesitamos!
Fidel Castro a los "Marielitos"
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Thanks Alexa...his surname is too long..
jauntie that would be Arnold Swazztnager( I can never spell his surname)
Who WAS that filmstar who kept saying: "I'll be back'!
Ya good girls goes to Heaven, but girls like Swiss r still roaming in Doha....LOL
true words...we were smart in our choices...xxx
yes and what would that be 99.9% of them..lol...
Comments like yours shows that women are always a step ahead of men...
lol..nice one Alexa...
true, nadt but the girls helps us to invent the wonderfull revenge: byword " f**Ck you"!
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If you see evil in others, it is actually the reflection of your own evil feelings
cant live with them and cant live without them....
As I always say, don't even try and understand them....just accept. Less strain on the brain {:P
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
It's our prerogative:)
Well u said it SG39
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The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love..
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GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN-BAD GIRLS EVERYWHERE!!!!
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