GLOAT in the Dark...lol :-P
Once a smart Sales Executive and His Manager were traveling towards Ooty in a train.
Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.
With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl.
After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.
Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is?
He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine;
She immediately slapped that guy."
Manager thought that,
"I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl!
But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"
That girl thought that,” I feel happy, when that guy kissed me,
But I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".
Finally, do u know what our clever Sales Executive thought?
“This one minute in my life is wonderful; it hardly comes...because,
At a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my Boss."
Ooty is a hill station in India very nice place to visit
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
What!?! it doesnt?! :S i have been deceived!
Hmmm u think the world revolves around u ? No wonder u go to therapy! Oh sorry I mean "counselling" :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Exactly my point! next he'll be claiming that the world doesn't revolve around me :D:D
He's creative though, who would've thought a spoon and goldfish are lethal!
But saying Santa doesn't exist?? He's should've been admitted to a mental institute! Crazy loco. It's like saying the Earth isn't flat! How far-fetched it that?!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
that i should really stop stalking ppl online :P...oh and according to him Santa doesn't exist! ha! what a retard..What's next? Dinosaur's are extinct? no wonder he committed suicide!
LOL. riiiiight counseling is totally different! It's for completely sane and normal people...is that what ur "counselor" is telling u ?
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
hey cut me some slack i'm typing with one eye closed...and it's not even my good eye!
No dearest i don't go to 'therapy' i go to 'counseling :P and my counselor didn't go to therapy he committed suicide using a spoon and a goldfish :P
Again it's "your therapist"...I mean if u want to make fun of me atleast do it properly! :P
And no I stopped going to that one cause he started going to another therapist after u drove him nuts!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
ummm..aha sure...so you have been going to you're therapist haven't you?
Actually it's "when the cat's away the mice LIKE to play" :P U know I can't help myself haha.
Take over QL ? been there, done that, got the tshirt. I've brainwashed all of them, they don't know it yet...but...I'm going to be Queen of the World nyahahaha *evil witch laugh*
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Let's take over QL mwaahaahaa
Naah, u'll easily find me since we're the only two people posting! lol
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Riigghhhtt...lets play hide and seek
the sales executive slapped his boss.
SOMEBODY needs to sleep...i dont know who...just SOMEBODY :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
so who slapped who??
If I only I can slap the ones I want to slap!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Didn't that train have lights....
okay i am to be going to ooty with boss. sorry boss joking --- hey hey !!.