Good Morning Qlers ! ! !

NimbuPani
By NimbuPani

Height of insult........

Boy msgs his gf...
"Baby, i can't live widout u :$ .
Will u Marry me :> ???"

The girl replies....
"I lost my contacts :]Y , who'z dis?" =)) X_X=D =))

Good morning to all of you with a small joke.

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 17:01
NimbuPani

So come out and meet us on corniche at 6pm, i bet you wont.

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 16:47
NimbuPani

Wow ! ! ! Fea and others youll filled my day with different colors of laughter from morning to evening....

And now it is Good Evening. Take care guys.

Tahsin... take a chillPill i know you are too much frustarated due t that other thread.

By Molten Metal• 6 Jan 2013 15:35
Molten Metal

Same to you & Anu ..

[ a double Good Morning ]

By Pappu_Pager• 6 Jan 2013 14:49
Pappu_Pager

u want to say we all r ur enemy......:(

By Pappu_Pager• 6 Jan 2013 14:46
Pappu_Pager

tahsin it can be true also.....lols

By Pappu_Pager• 6 Jan 2013 14:44
Pappu_Pager

UK secrets should not be leaked....:P

By fea_sad• 6 Jan 2013 14:42
fea_sad

lolz Nimbu

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.

He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "walk", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "walk" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "walk.....", it does not move.

Finally he wrote the conclusion:

"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf.

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 14:29
NimbuPani

Safety Tip 4 Winters !!

Stand in front of mirror

with one glass of water..

&

throw

water on d mirror

&

say..

M Done. m Awake.

By GodFather.• 6 Jan 2013 14:27
GodFather.

better that secrets stay secret FGS its just a joke..!!

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 14:24
NimbuPani

U know some secret dont hide it from us.

By GodFather.• 6 Jan 2013 14:22
GodFather.

NP its a joke, don't take it seriously..:)

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 14:20
NimbuPani

But y BriteExpat ?

By GodFather.• 6 Jan 2013 14:18
GodFather.

all I can say to the above joke is that A man is known by the company he keeps :)

By Pappu_Pager• 6 Jan 2013 14:14
Pappu_Pager

that joke was rude :(

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 14:03
NimbuPani

But how do you know all this ?

By GodFather.• 6 Jan 2013 13:40
GodFather.

Yes very difficult to understand girls,

Britexpat was on a date and asked his date if she believed in sex before marriage...

The girl smiled and said yep she is fine with it..

Britexpat..is it ok that I have sex with your best friend before we get married..

She got angry and never called Britexpat again..:(

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 13:01
LOL.XD

Difficult To Understand Girls

Few days back when she

called me I was having lunch

She got angry that i didnt ask

her to join me..

Today when she called i was..

.

.

.

.

.

.

Taking bath & i asked her to

join,

she Got angry again..:P:P

By perfectStranger• 6 Jan 2013 11:31
Rating: 3/5
perfectStranger

Good one Nimbu ji....

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 11:26
NimbuPani

Insha Allah. Your words sounds like music in my ears.

By silvermist6• 6 Jan 2013 11:14
Rating: 3/5
silvermist6

Sorry for the late GM.....Goodmorning Everyone..

“I know now, just quite how

My life and love might still go on......

In your heart, in your mind

I'll stay with you for all of time.”

― Alex Band

(Dedicated to Nimbu and his First Love..)LOL....

May u trace her back soon,wherever she is...

Have a great day everyone!

By GodFather.• 6 Jan 2013 11:10
GodFather.

MM the day breaks because of the night fall..:)

By Pappu_Pager• 6 Jan 2013 10:14
Pappu_Pager

Good morning nimbu paaneeeee...:P

tahsin thats rude :(

By Strom• 6 Jan 2013 09:48
Rating: 5/5
Strom

good morning

By Molten Metal• 6 Jan 2013 09:29
Molten Metal

How come the day breaks but never falls ?

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 09:27
NimbuPani

Good Morning UkEng.

Is it stopable. Some ppl find it difficult to stop falling.

What to do ?

By GodFather.• 6 Jan 2013 09:23
Rating: 4/5
GodFather.

Good morning NP and the rest of the inhabitants of QL.

Never Fall in Love because every thing that falls breaks.

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 09:15
LOL.XD

haha Funny .. I m Awake from yesterday Morning! :D

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 09:14
NimbuPani

Good morning LolXD wake up.

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 09:13
LOL.XD

I Changed What Dude ?

Didnt Got u Niether ur FQ :D

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 09:12
NimbuPani

whr were you last night ? u changed so much. hah

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 09:12
NimbuPani

whr were you last night ? u changed so much. hah

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 09:10
LOL.XD

Can I Crack SOme More ?? :D

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 09:09
NimbuPani

Your name save my energy of saying Lol always...

you too crack nice morning jokes...

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 09:06
LOL.XD

NP Just Wish in Noon Time for all would be more nice :D U Wished alot :D

Have a good Day Ahead

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 09:05
NimbuPani

Good Morning All ! ! !

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 09:04
LOL.XD

hahahhaahahahahahahahha :D

By Molten Metal• 6 Jan 2013 09:03
Rating: 3/5
Molten Metal

I understand ..

By anonymous• 6 Jan 2013 09:01
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Good morning nimbu paani

By doha1212• 6 Jan 2013 08:58
Rating: 5/5
doha1212

good morning

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 08:54
Rating: 5/5
LOL.XD

An 18yr old girl got pregnant..

Mother: "Who was the Pig? Call him"

.

30 Mins later a limousine stops in front of their house..

.

... A mature grey hair in avery Expensive Suit, steps out..

.

Man:YOUR daughter has informed me of the problem..

.

However I can't marry her

.

but if a Girl is born I offer 2 stores,A Villa & 2 million

.

If a Boy is born, den 2 factories & 5 million..

but incase of miscarriage, what do U suggest I do?"

.

Mother: Please try again!!!

:P :P

By Molten Metal• 6 Jan 2013 08:52
Rating: 4/5
Molten Metal

for all of them.

By landloverreview• 6 Jan 2013 08:52
landloverreview

Lol Thasin. ((:

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 08:51
LOL.XD

Wattttt ? Okey Fine :D i will Go there Today .. Ausieeees :D

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 08:49
LOL.XD

Tehsin yaar why didnt u come yesterday ?

I missed .............. just becouse of u :D

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 08:42
Rating: 2/5
NimbuPani

Gud morning Pappu Bhai.

By Pappu_Pager• 6 Jan 2013 08:38
Rating: 4/5
Pappu_Pager

Gud maarning aall

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 08:26
NimbuPani

Yo Buddy !!! Good Morning LOLXD

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 08:26
NimbuPani

Yo Buddy !!! Good Morning LOLXD

By LOL.XD• 6 Jan 2013 08:25
Rating: 4/5
LOL.XD

Good Morning EveryOne !

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 08:21
NimbuPani

Good morning Fea

By fea_sad• 6 Jan 2013 08:20
fea_sad

Good morning :)

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 08:12
NimbuPani

Molten.....Who is Anu ?

Dont brak my head with that.... anyways i will only give fresh water for a fresh morning.

By landloverreview• 6 Jan 2013 08:06
Rating: 2/5
landloverreview

Yup its true.. after loosing the first love we see other girls with the same perspective..someone's hair's looks like X hairs, some shake's head while talking like X some sounds like X and so so... but everything is fine the next morning u wake up together. (:

By NimbuPani• 6 Jan 2013 07:56
Rating: 2/5
NimbuPani

First Love Mostly Fail to Everyone, And

Also Teaches How To Love...!!

But The Fact Is After That... We Won't

or

We Can't Love Anyone else Than Our

First Love :( ♥

(Said By Anushka Sharma - Indian Actress) or else ppl will blame me again for writing this.

Good morning Landlove.

By landloverreview• 6 Jan 2013 07:53
landloverreview

Good morning...nimbu

Hahahah so funny..

Have a grt day...

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