Got it in mail, posting in Funnies.
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure !!!???
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!!!
thts funnny man... and litl truth also
I'm going to conduct one survey about food shortages in Greenland, The North Pole and The South Pole. Once I finished the survey, I will post their answer about food shortages cause by humanity overall. The Polar bears replied back to the humans, Wasup Humans? Hunters again? The penguins replied back to the Humans, Wasubii? Where is my money from Hollywood you bastards?The Icebergs replied back to the humans? I got to break away and wash away all this layers of black tar spoiling my looks. Everyone, once in their lives have their own moments of replicationand mutation. Causing shift changes in their inner thoughts and believes of Peace,Love and Religion. None is pure or perfect except nature.Red_Pope
you taking a break from hang overs???
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
"Make a difference or make way"
Me good :o)
I'm having a very lazy day today, so far..but its about to get much busier..how are you, GlobalM?
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
"Make a difference or make way"
Hey there how is u!
yes you are and the Aussie would have said no worries!! (just kidding..love you guys!! Best thing about y'all is that you are the most easy going people, as a group, that I have ever seen!)
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
It's a good joke
They didn't ask the Aussies?
We're a country AND a continent...we coulda given the right answer!
I may be blonde but I am wise
smile lots laugh more
huh??? wha????
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
and in QL we don't what does that mean?