Have a good Laugh

Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House:
Married MEN Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railways
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I
can take this train to mumbai.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.