Help! I cannot eat!

leilany2
By leilany2

I have lost weight........because......

Can't eat pork,
Swine flu...

Can't eat chicken,
Bird flu.

Can't eat Beef, Mad cow
....

Can't eat eggs, Salmonella.

Can't eat fish, heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M

I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
spelled backwards!
is
'DESSERTS'
Have a nice weekend to all QL members!

By wacky_baby• 10 Sep 2009 10:33
wacky_baby

hahahah! rizks i think i've seen pictures of pajju doing that... ;)

By Rizks• 10 Sep 2009 10:30
Rating: 3/5
Rizks

then from street # 21 till 25 Donkey rides on Pajju.....lool

By Pajju• 10 Sep 2009 10:28
Pajju

lol u guys .. jobless :)

By wacky_baby• 10 Sep 2009 10:28
wacky_baby

cooool... a donkey... how fabulous ;)

By Rizks• 10 Sep 2009 10:25
Rizks

lol wacky_baby dont you know Pajju has a donkey which he rides daily after his dinner from st # 15 till 20...:)

By wacky_baby• 10 Sep 2009 10:23
wacky_baby

ok pajju... are you going to drive your bicycle or your camel? ;)

By wacky_baby• 10 Sep 2009 10:21
wacky_baby

pajju i never thought you are near my place... i live at street 19 :P

By Pajju• 10 Sep 2009 10:17
Pajju

oh wacky then easy :) so u got my number ? i did PM d u :P

By Pajju• 10 Sep 2009 10:14
Pajju

Rizks .. we all dancing here .. wanna join ? :)

By Pajju• 10 Sep 2009 10:13
Pajju

wacky i like to meet u :) loc : induatrial area street no. 15 .. time : 2 am :)

By IZAQ69• 10 Sep 2009 10:13
IZAQ69

thanks a lot for the approval.

you know better of what i am talking.

[email protected]

By leilany2• 10 Sep 2009 10:10
leilany2

Well,everybody's wishing that JCI will not make rounds during eid holidays.

By IZAQ69• 10 Sep 2009 10:03
IZAQ69

so lei ,

whats up in ur hospital

By Rizks• 10 Sep 2009 10:00
Rizks

watdahill is goin on HERE ??

By leilany2• 10 Sep 2009 09:57
leilany2

I love QL but of course patient first before anything else..sorry 4 d delayed response.

By wacky_baby• 10 Sep 2009 09:56
wacky_baby

lol pajju... would you like to meet or call??? (as copied from izaq) :D

By Pajju• 10 Sep 2009 09:52
Pajju

wacky_baby weekend will be boring without you :) lol

By wacky_baby• 10 Sep 2009 09:49
wacky_baby

lol... i think izaq69 is infatuated with leilany2... ;)

By IZAQ69• 10 Sep 2009 09:16
IZAQ69

weekend will be boring without you,

try to meet or call

By IZAQ69• 10 Sep 2009 09:15
IZAQ69

it must be in many minds,

but first come, first buy

By tinay2285• 10 Sep 2009 09:13
tinay2285

got this before in my email...but message is really nice

By IZAQ69• 10 Sep 2009 09:11
IZAQ69

so why you are giving responces very slow,

are you busy in barbequing the butts?

By leilany2• 10 Sep 2009 09:10
leilany2

I'm fine thank you...hope you will have a nice weekend.

By leilany2• 10 Sep 2009 09:08
leilany2

Thanx for the advice...;)

By anonymous• 10 Sep 2009 09:00
anonymous

According t scientists a person can survive on air and water for few days……I think you should call your relatives and loved ones…

.he he he he Just kidding..

Come on Leila don't think too much....

By IZAQ69• 10 Sep 2009 08:52
IZAQ69

yes lei, i am fine

what about you dear

By leilany2• 10 Sep 2009 08:51
leilany2

pls. communicate with me in english because this is main forum.=)

By Dracula• 10 Sep 2009 08:51
Dracula

try...blood!

By leilany2• 10 Sep 2009 08:49
leilany2

kya haal hai?

By IZAQ69• 10 Sep 2009 08:42
IZAQ69

phir kisee ka dimagh khao, maza aa jai ga

By anonymous• 10 Sep 2009 08:24
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Ice cream made with eggs= salmonella + milk = mad cow

Chocolate made with milk = mad cow + cocoa = herbicides...

You're doomed! :)

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