How the stock Market works!

Colt45
By Colt45

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!! ;-)

Have a GREAT Weekend Y'all!!!

By anonymous• 19 May 2011 11:33
anonymous

Thanx for making my day.

I was depressed after reading the Arny thread!

By Milky_BarKid• 19 May 2011 10:52
Milky_BarKid

Colt45 where have I been or where have you been..

I went to London to see the Queen..

and you!

By Colt45• 19 May 2011 10:48
Colt45

The Scream mask is long gone... where have you been? :-P

By anonymous• 19 May 2011 10:17
anonymous

amazing one

By Milky_BarKid• 19 May 2011 10:08
Milky_BarKid

Ok Khanan..no worries you can reply on FB as most parties and nights out are being organised on FB now a days!..:)

By seantrump• 19 May 2011 09:56
seantrump

Khanan i'm quite baffled, is analogy the same as proctology or closely related?

You too have a great weekemd (what ever that is).

By Khanan• 19 May 2011 09:52
Khanan

party MBK ?

By Milky_BarKid• 19 May 2011 09:34
Milky_BarKid

Khanan how was the Party last night!

By engr_612• 19 May 2011 09:33
engr_612

hahahhaha nice

By Milky_BarKid• 19 May 2011 09:33
Milky_BarKid

Colty boy.. you scare me and make laugh at the same time..:) with your scream mask and these funny jokes..:)

By Rizks• 19 May 2011 09:32
Rizks

anything funnies should alwayz be with a max of 2-3 lines...:(

By Khanan• 19 May 2011 09:31
Khanan

good analogy ;)

Have a great weekemd to ya too ;)

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