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leilany2
By leilany2

Don't take it seriously...

When the Doctor says: take off ur clothes...

When the Dentist says: open wide...

When the Hairdresser ask: do u want it teased or blown?

When the Milkman ask: do u want it in the front or back?

When the Interior Decorator says: once it's in,you'll love it.

When the Share Broker says: it will rise up,fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.

When the Banker says: if u take it out soon,you'll lose interest.

When the Hunter says: goes deep in the bush,shoots twice and always eat what he shoots.

When the Telephone guy ask: would u like it on the table or against the wall?

By yv2r• 25 Aug 2009 19:49
yv2r

Is it a telephone guy or a doctor

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 19:42
anonymous

_______________________________________________________

"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 19:40
anonymous

boringggggg....yawnnn...king of meaningless too

By alpha1• 25 Aug 2009 19:27
alpha1

Feeling bored? Wondering, what 2 do? Open the zip! Enter ur hands in between ur zip.. take out ur... book from your bag n study

By silenced• 25 Aug 2009 12:06
silenced

:)

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 12:02
anonymous

Lol...see.....all profession has its benefits....looool

By draj• 25 Aug 2009 11:31
Rating: 2/5
draj

Really Humor.... LOL.........hahahahahaa

By alpha1• 25 Aug 2009 11:12
alpha1

lol huh

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 11:11
anonymous

*Dreaming* -,-

By Rizks• 25 Aug 2009 11:09
Rating: 2/5
Rizks

ZZZzzzzz.....

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 10:57
anonymous

yaawwn!

By ishutanu• 25 Aug 2009 10:56
ishutanu

hahahaha double meaning jokes

Naye dost banane ki aadat hain hume, Apni alag pehchan banane ke aadat hain hume,Chahe koi kitna bhi zakhm de, Phir bhi muskurane ke aadat hain hume

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