Husband Store
The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ...
You may choose any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
yeah thats rite.. even if they know they dont use them.. they would be reluctant to throw them..
lol ... i'm sure of this point .. and wut piss me off that u don't use 99% of those shoes ..
is it just u like to torture ur hubby? lol
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jimbhoy..48 years to choose a pair of shoes, in that time, we would have enough shoes to open a shop..
u cant please women,coz they dont know wat they want... like how they spnt time on chosing shoes,it takes 48yrs until they chose one... but i love my wife ;)
See, more proof ..... :D
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin
And sensational if you are busy.. why on earth are you wasting time on QL where ppl actually dont like u.. lol..
Harsha is jobless
the link is my music .. I always use it as a signature ..
signature has nothing to do with the post .. lol
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Good joke, but what's the link with the post ?:)
wish my wife didnot see this ohhhhhhh she gonna kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bye guys latre
hmmmmmmm iam looking for a women to marry man but i think we need to find women shops
A man was passing by when he found a big shop says "Lose ur weight in a day"
so he entered and he found
1- first floor "Lose 5 kg per day"
2- Second floor "Lose 10 kg per day"
3- Third floor "Lose 20 kg per day"
So he thought about just trying and going to the 1st floor he found a sexy naked lady with a stunning body telling him "If u catch me u will F**K me"
so he kept on running till he lost 5kg
he liked the idea and the next day said why don't i go more may be they is something better
so he did .. and wow .. he found a girl which was more hot than the previous and same thing happened .. "If u catch me u will F**K me"
till he lost 10 Kg ..
third day he said .. wow .. the third must be the best thing .. so he went over there ..
He Found a black huge naked monster and with a terrible voice "If I catch u I will F**K u"
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yep yep it should work both ways.....:O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Perhaps theer should be a "probation" period in marriage also. If the wife doesn't "perform", then the marriage is annuled.
Nice.. i'll shop at floor 4.
i like this comment,
it is so true, it is impossible to make happy to woman
Spice you can return them only if goods are damaged but they generally come with a lifetime warranty
one question any 'return goods policy'? and how long after purchase can we say return or exchange the goods?lol>yep the sun getting to me..........:D
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Where women can hre men to do jobs their husbands "should" do! All above board - Driving kids shopping, Plumbing, electrical, fixing doors etc
Lol
Old but still
Lol
If I am not mistaken, there is also a Wife store,
Yet no one reached the 2nd floor,
Proves that men are content...or somthing like that..
Lol
Math 4 All
and she will try to Floor 7 too
I love that. Its soooo true!!