I am not forgetful

somwerNdmiddle
By somwerNdmiddle

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

By Sir Pepsi• 24 Aug 2009 15:24
Sir Pepsi

Haha, Seriously, LOL!

Pretty nice one, i've seen quite some humorous threads posted out lately. Good to be entertained.

"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."

By mjamille28• 24 Aug 2009 15:09
mjamille28

LOL.... :P

By sweetsunkist• 24 Aug 2009 15:07
sweetsunkist

lol !!!!

I know God has a good plan for me and my family...

By somwerNdmiddle• 8 Jul 2009 06:47
somwerNdmiddle

in reality sometimes i have one of those days ;p

'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'

By chinitasai08• 7 Jul 2009 15:05
chinitasai08

I'm really laughing out loud here...

Coz I know time will come i will be as forgetful as these

Oldies....

Can't imagine myself

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By galloper48• 7 Jul 2009 14:53
galloper48

thanks for the laughs...needed a little boost by this time.

Thanks.

By nadzmyrah• 7 Jul 2009 14:03
nadzmyrah

:D

By somwerNdmiddle• 7 Jul 2009 13:48
somwerNdmiddle

LOL! seems like a slow day

'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'

By smoke• 7 Jul 2009 13:46
smoke

Yep i had to knock on my head then they understood :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By Pajju• 7 Jul 2009 13:45
Pajju

lol :)

By somwerNdmiddle• 7 Jul 2009 13:44
somwerNdmiddle

really?! ;p

'SO DARK THE CON OF MAN'

By smoke• 7 Jul 2009 13:42
smoke

LOL good one...i had to explain it with live demonstration to atleast 2 people before they got it. :p

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

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