I want to see something really cheap
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
His Girlfriend show be grateful!
You can't teach HYPOCRITES
mirror here is symbolic .. .. as good as saying he is the only cheap thing in that shop lol
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because it's cheap? or..oh..well..LOL!
Nice one ha ha ha
lol, what about the saying "it's the thought that counts?" hahahaha
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
i love the biatchy clerk....
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mirror mirror on the wall, who is the cheapest of them all....lol
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HAHAHAHAHA
Bloody stingy husband! LOL
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