If you understand the British obsession with Essex jokes, then ...
hit on this link to the British Club forum:
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/78728
I haven't posted this 'funny' here because if you are unfamiliar with 'Essex jokes' then it will mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to you. I just wanted to direct those who may appreciate it (but don't regularly check on the Brit Forum) to the link :D
Cheers!
Why the House rent in Doha is so high that a common man cant afford to have a reasonable house to live with family ,the rent is higher than the salary.
if you follow the link I gave, you will find it. But it's under the Qatar Groups heading at the top of this page, anyway.
Mr Paul is the Manager of it. He started it when he was living here in Doha, before he moved to Bahrain.
What?? There's a Brit Forum... Where??
Sorry for hijacking
Todays Jokes!!!
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3... 4...5...6. ..7...8.. . and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.The LAPD goes in.They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
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"It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams."
"Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime!
this joke is from something else! I recognise it from another 'disaster' that happened!
Didnt VB came from Essex? I am actually not sure either.