"I'm the groom."
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
lol thats history now no time to post jokes like before
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lol whatever............................
Guess v 2 aint de only ones...!!! t_coffee_or_me, u sure do hav ur counts. Than'x Bob.
are you two competing for the QL Clown crown??? :P
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting
room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual
acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him.
The newcomer asks "W w what are yyy you ddd doing here?"
The man replies, " I am waiting to see the doctor."
"W wwhy dd do yyy you wwant to sss see hhim?"
The man replies, "Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem.
" A pp prostate ppp problem, wwhat's ttthat?"
"Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk."
its no problem really... they are not our jokes anyway, we got it somewhere else right?
Its been posted tons of time here in QL
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Mayb, v both gotta check each one's jokes b4 v post it out here :) Solves de problem.
no worries, alsboy....
Daarrn... U r rite... OOPS...!!!
lol alsboy,.. check out "speeding groom"...
Guess v got a crash here... :)
lol.. i posted this one yesterday,.. just under a different subject..