Important Questions:
Forwarded mail. Hope this has'nt been posted before. Have a laugh.
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
9. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
10. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
11. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
12. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
13. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
14. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
15. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
16. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
Friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Welcome to my world...
Constant jetlag lol
:)
You can't teach experience...
BAD....got in at 9 pm on the 31st...stayed up all day yesterday, went to bed at 10 pm..and STILL woke up at 2 am...dang it..
Now I know why your up....
Jetlag???
You can't teach experience...
was about to put my hands on my very ample hips and huff at you...then read the rest of your post...lmao
The only one whos getting hanged would break the rope...
And thats not you...
You can't teach experience...
ohh yeah i most definitely qualify...matter of whether or not you guys could handle my sense of humor all night at work...y'all might hang me before morning...
Scarlett???
You want a job here???
You seem to be up all night anyway.
And you passed the sense of humor test...
I think your qualified...
:)
You can't teach experience...
I know the answer to number 8...apes...because there are still a lot of people still in the evolution process that are a link between apes and humans...in fact, I think some post as trolls on here...
And the reason there are STILL apes is that some of them are smart enough to know they don't want to be as stupid as trolls(HUGE backwards evolutionary step!) so they just remain where they are.
Bwa ha ha ha
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
that's happened to me quite a few times, lol.
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100% true! lol
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PEACE NOT WAR FOR 2008!
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also if you are iphone user, check this forum:
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/44597#comment-250429
why tarzan never had beard. was gellite blue razor available in jungle too in those fiction days :D
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