Interesting

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. Sardar received an invitation to a party, which said BLACK TIE
ONLY.
When he went to the party, he was surprised to find others wearing
Pants and Shirts also.

3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink
whenever you are HAPPY

4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

5 . A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6 . What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all
your
Friends.

7 . Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8 . Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9 . Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the
LIFE.
We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and
TRAGEDY of LIFE.