interesting Laws

just sharing.... ;-)

• Law of Mechanical Repair: After your
  hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have
  to pee
• Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when
  dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of Probability: The probability of
  being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
• Law of the Telephone: When you dial a
  wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss
  you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning
  you will have a flat tire.
• Variation Law: If you change lines (or
  traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one
  you are in now. (works every time)
• Bath Theorem: When the body is fully
  immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• Law of Close Encounters: The probability
  of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't
  want to be seen with.
• Law of the Result: When you try to prove
  to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
• Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the
  itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• Theatre Rule: At any event, the people
  whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
• Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to
  a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last
  until the coffee is cold.
• Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are
  only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
• Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of
  an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are
  directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
• Law of Location: No matter where you go,
  there you are.
• Law of Logical Argument: Anything is
  possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
• Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's
  really ugly.
• Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no
  feet.
• Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a
  product that you really like, they will stop making it.
• Law of Chinese Restaurants: If you are
  the ONLY customer sitting in a Chinese restaurant when the next person comes
  in the hostess will seat him/her right next to you.