Just Joking...
Boy to Girl: Hey If I Climb this Coconut tree, I can see all girls engg. college.
Girl: Leave both your hands from there, U will see Medical College for Girls.
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Teacher: U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???
Student: Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???
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Sardar: Why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Answer: what ever u order first will come first. (Simple, aint it) :)
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says: Drink quickly!!!
Wife asks: But why???
Sardar says: Hot coffee Qar 2 and Cold coffee Qar 10
Liked the 1st one .. (^_^)
Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..
Ohhkay.