Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says, “Let’s play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer,I will pay you $500..”
Einstein asks the first question:
What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it’s Mr.Bean’s turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..
After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
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MY, Good one , clever lady.
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
5 ways for man to be happy with women
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
4. Be with a women who really loves you…
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know each other! ;)
Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago… :P
@MM Bhai: hehehe :) cheers
A big thanks for everybody for your top class inputs .....
Thu, 19.12.2013 , 10.02 hrs ....
Yasir, I updated my records .... Cheers ...
@acchabacha: :P hehehehe
Question in a talent test:
Q: If you are married to one of the twin sisters how would you recognize your wife?
A: Why should I?...
:D hahahahaha potato fever
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala
Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?”
Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?”
Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“
I DONT like papa and santa..santa and banta are the best
Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
This is dedicated to all Married Guys... :P
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife..
@boxbe: hehehehe nice one :)
Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya...
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye...
Questions were:
1. 'China' kis Desh me hai ?
2. '15th Augusty' kis Date ko Aati hai ?
3. 'Green' colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?
4. 'Tamatar' ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. 'Mumtaz' ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P
Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says, “Let’s play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer,I will pay you $500..”
Einstein asks the first question:
What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it’s Mr.Bean’s turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..
After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5
@achabacha: :D hahahaha
Pathan nay eik pressure cooker khareed kar ghar laya aur doosray din wapas karnay pahoonch gaya.
Dokandaar: Tum issay wapas kyun kar rahay ho?
Pathan: Kiya karoon? Ghar mein jawaan jawaan larkiyan hain aur yeh baar baar seeti maarta hai!
lol...:)))..wtf..:)))
@MM: Madiha is not bahen :P
Thanks Madiha Bahen .... for distributing joys .....
Tue, 17.12.2013 , 11.38 hrs ....
Thanks Yasir Bhai ....
Tue, 17.12.2013 , 11.37 hrs ....
Well....nice humor......!!!!
Madhiha do you also accept Hala Credit?
Girl: My heart is like a mobile and u are the sim card.
Boy: I m very happy.
Girl: Don`t b too happy. If I get a new offer I will change the sim card.
Rizks: What about Energizer or Duracell ?
@Rizk: yeah u r right but that was santa na baba...:)
i guess, batteries 'ek side' ( Exide) are installed on one side only - am i right ?
Blank Stare
Exide only make batteries for cars and trucks. Santa wanted one for his hearing aid :O(
Lols Madiha
:D hahahahahahaha nice one mad :)
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?