KIDZ QUOTES....CUTEEE !!!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his
mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mum why have
you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't
remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the
back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and
kissed his mum good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to
bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had
an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the
bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mum explained it was a child-proof cap and
she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she
got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes
my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he
asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON
(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what was
troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I
get married. How will my wife fit in?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a
Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out
of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James
asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother
when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mum knew. Tammy looked at
her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your
face?'