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Principalto student :" Isaw you yesterday, rotating near girls hostel,pulling cigerette ... ? "
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Class teacher once said :"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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Once, the hindi teacher said ...."I'm going out of the world, toAmerica..."
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"... DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK ..."
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Dont ... laugh at the back benches ... otherwise teeth and all will befallendown .....
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It was very hot in the afternoon, when the teacher entered ...
She tried toswitch the fan on, but there was some problem.
And then she said"why is fan not onning" ? (ing form of on)
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Teacher in a furious mood ...
Write down your name and father of your name ! !
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"Shhh ... quiet ...the principal is revolving around college".
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Our School manager started like this ...
"Hi, I am Mannu, married with two big kids"!
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor &erased the board.
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"Will you hang that calender, or else i'll HANG MYSELF"!
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED, "IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDEYOU"!
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us ...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"!
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Tomorrow call your parents, especially the mother and father !
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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class ?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend entered the wrong code ...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand ? ?
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class ...
"Keep quiet, the principal has just passed away"!
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just need to move a little bit.. i can ;)
you entering into No - Entry
don't need anyone else... you are enough.. just visit daily, and say me good morning ;)and in reply i will say good afternoon, evening and night... :)
ingeniero..u'll get more of me here in ql..lolz..
i am searching for another sponser for my extra gum with strawberry flavor :p but i liked your support ;)
shisha de strawberry, i missed you so so much... :Dvisit daily, so that the clouds get some lesson from you :)
Ow...that's a typo
your statement is quiet confusing
pappu you're a foend who's pampering him :D
u wnt to say that SS is a true frnd and im a foe :(
dnt try to change the topic with ur invitation card....lols
strawberry_is a true friend... ingeniero, You asked for her :D
haha..was just busy recently..but now i'm trying to be back in ql..sometimes i'm just read-mode here..
Welcome Back Shesha de Strawberry... :)Long Long time... you became like rain on doha. come once an year :(
now feeling like he is foe.. :(
lol..
actually im a frnd but he is asking to many gums instead of cigs
pappu are you a friend or a foe ?
pls cont.. smoking :)
Hajmola nd Pappu, na less then 1 pack now... i am struggling for freedom ;)pray for me guys. and donate more and more Extra gum (strawberry flavor) :p
u said the same thing earlier also
tryin to quit... insha Allah will tell you good news one day... :)
pappu, na nothing reduced...
mobile bill+broadband bill+Mess+eating out+cigs = salary... Ghazalz, aray ap ko tu urdu be athi ha :p
Water & Electricity bill + Telephone bill + mobile balance + remittance + house rent+ grocery + conveyance + eating outs = Salary Bill itney diyey hain key bilbila uttha hoon...lolzzzz
the size of the bill remains same only the ingerdients reduces
lol.. thanks alot... didn't u check our another friend Rizks is missing also...thanks for wishes.. May Allah bless you...
ingeniero Sir. good afternoon. you are in a reading mode? that's explains why QL is quiet these days... lols
kidding aside, hope everything is good with you... May Allah bless you and your family...
Lincoln, naaaaa,... u can't
who is ingeniero's paare...????btw, now a days in reading mode...
Are teachers like these allowed to work in schools? Where? Maybe I'll have a chance, too.
open the windows and let the environment in.
you think bill will also reduce in size in winter?
Inge - It's ok..be kind to Qtel.haha! how are u man?
Black_Scorpion, yup.. not permanent.. every month few hundreds extra... lol
ROFL...
good collection of all. and few are even actually used by people like one more i have - "Morning morning dont rotate my head"...LOL
dnt worry winter in on his way
Ingeniero - nothing is permanent in this world even our troubles.. your bill next month will be different for sure.lol.:p chill.
lol.... ya...but hope i will control my self a lill bit to reduce them
by the next month you'll get two other :)))
na currently because of two utility bills.. hope i will recover soon.. :(becoming budda khoosat... :(
Change your D/P it'll surly work :)
pappu, tell me very slow with breaks... really i am becoming dumb day by day.. feeling like my last time is never.. since i just checked my bills.. so mind is not working at all.. :(
tinker, but they never drop pin... :(
its bad manners to copy your teacher :)
you are my priend or enemy we shld always hide the bad part of your priend :(
A teacher is for teaching, a classroom is for students/teacher interaction, students are supposed to ask questions;but whenever I 'passed away' I always hear.... silence please...be quiet...I need a pin drop silence here :D
ahhhh.... he teached in the college u studied also?
why are you copying my teaher comments did we share the same teacher
All of you stand in straight circle...both of you three get out from the class
GAWD BLESS UZ AALLL!!!
It takes me back to my good old school days, nice, thanx to share with us.
teacher to three students - both of you three get outteacher to student - open the windows and let the environment come in
Teacher :- i have 2 daughters both are girls
and teacher to student :- open the doors of the windows!!!!!!!
nice one
Teacher asking some boys, who happened to be standing just outside the class, to come in " All outstanding boys, please income" :)