Kitchen signs!!!

*Clean enough to be healthy* *but dirty enough to be happy *

*Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!*

*Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!*

So this isn't Home Sweet Home *Adjust!*

*Ring Bell for Maid Service.* *If no answer do it yourself!*

*I clean house every other day.* *Today is the other day!*

 If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

*~~ I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! ~~*

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out

If you don't like my standards of cooking. Lower your standards.

 * Apology* My house doesn't always look like this Some days it's even worse.

*A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,* *and this kitchen is delirious.*

********** A balanced diet is dark chocolate in one hand and white chocolate in the other.

 ~~~~~~~ *If you can laugh at yourself,* *you will always be amused.*

Help keep the kitchen clean

EAT OUT

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

****My next house will have no kitchen** --- just vending machines.*

* Shopping forever Housework, never! *

Remember only dull women have immaculate houses.* __._,_.___