Knock Knock jokes...
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Does anyone have some good "Knock Knock" jokes? Let me start with a few, you can add if you have some good ones...
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
... keep it up
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive across the road.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Sam Ting Wong
Some thing wrong?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
knock knock
Who's there ?
Nauwaan
No ONe ?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Dr Who?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Grandma
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Grandma
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Grandma
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
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