Ladies Awake and Enjoy - Time for some Male Bashing
Time for some Male Bashing
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(For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
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Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
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Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ...
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Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: I) no mind ii) no business
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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
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Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
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Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Pass this on to some women who need a laugh ..
And to men who can handle it !
~*~Type Of Girls~*~
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn
her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing
right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She
is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult
to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always
busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She
make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every
ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are
not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your
resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't
try you uninstall her you will
lose everything...
crazy world!!!!!!!!!!!!