Laugh

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter
speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.

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A woman, standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her
husband, *
*'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a
compliment.'*

*He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.' *

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*An elderly couple is attending Mass.*

*About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her
husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you
think I should do?'*

*He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'*