LAWS TO OBEY

jarhead
By jarhead

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The
probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold

By ncmajumdar• 19 Sep 2007 11:56
Rating: 3/5
ncmajumdar

I now-a-days discovered another law.

Everytime you want to finish your phone call in 5 minutes or 6, You will actually finish it by 5 min. 2 second or 6 min 3 sec or so.....

Someone can give the name to this rule..

By coolquietman• 7 Sep 2007 20:51
coolquietman

the same thing has been adapted from the " MURPHY S LAWS OF SURGERY ".regarding complications occuring in difficult cases.

By jauntie• 7 Sep 2007 20:24
Rating: 4/5
jauntie

Law of Dentists/Doctors - as soon as you get an appointment the ache/pain goes away

Then I remembered the cumulative expression for all these funny axioms is sod's law :D

By lynnie• 7 Sep 2007 20:04
lynnie

Why must life be so ironic sometimes? We can all relate to this post though. :)

By umsarmad• 7 Sep 2007 20:01
umsarmad

it happen to me often

By Muhammed12• 7 Sep 2007 16:05
Muhammed12

DAMN TRUE......

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