A letter from Mother

ratheesh83
By ratheesh83

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

By monument• 23 Feb 2010 02:28
monument

So funny LOL it made me laugh! hhhh

"I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper"

By soniya• 22 Feb 2010 16:09
soniya

Nice one..

By jasm• 22 Feb 2010 12:29
jasm

Ha ha ha, thanks for a minute I laughed...God bless.

By pasadn27• 22 Feb 2010 11:48
pasadn27

really funny..........

By ratheesh83• 22 Feb 2010 11:38
ratheesh83

Thanks everyone for ur comments...

By snessy• 22 Feb 2010 11:36
snessy

Read this before but from an Irish mother, still a good giggle though :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

By KHATTAK• 22 Feb 2010 11:33
KHATTAK

Lolzzzzzzzz....I found it one of the funniest thread in quite a while....Keep it UP :D

PS: From the title...I thought it to be another senti menti type of thread..... :-)

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By babba• 22 Feb 2010 11:22
babba

thanks for sharing. made me hahaha..

By Formatted Soul• 22 Feb 2010 10:45
Formatted Soul

hahahah..very funny!!

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