Little Johnny strikes again

Hu Wan
By Hu Wan

THE WEDDING NIGHT

Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.

She replies - No.

Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think !

Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -

Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

She replies - No.

Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Never mind what you think !

Eat your lunch and go back to school ..

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

His mom says - No.

He asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think

He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..

I gave him my airplane glue.

By hisashi_mitsui• 31 Mar 2009 09:43
Rating: 2/5
hisashi_mitsui

do you know what i think?

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"The grass is always greener...over the Septic Tank"

By consciouseffort• 31 Mar 2009 09:21
consciouseffort

hahahahaahh :) I am a big fan of Little Jonny :P

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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!

By crazyfish• 31 Mar 2009 08:17
crazyfish

are we talking about jonny boei here

By Rizks• 31 Mar 2009 08:06
Rizks

LoL Little Johnny....

reminds me of my childhood.....:)

By mjamille28• 31 Mar 2009 08:02
mjamille28

lol little Johnny :P

By rMs_000• 31 Mar 2009 07:58
rMs_000

lolllzz!!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By iwael• 31 Mar 2009 07:30
iwael

Do you want to know what I think?

I burst of laughing at imagining what might happened

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Take care and have FUN

By SPEED• 31 Mar 2009 07:30
SPEED

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