A loyal wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife,....
"When I die, I want you to take all my Money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
.....And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
....
Well,
he died. He was stretched out in the casket,his wife was sitting
there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said,.......
"Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her;
she came over with the box and put it in the casket. ..
Then the undertakers locked the casket down,and they rolled it away....
So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there
with your husband."
The loyal wife replied,...
"Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I
promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him." .....
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"....
"I sure did," said the wife.
"I got it all together, put it into my account and wrotehim a check.
If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Looooooooooooooooooool
.....
LOL...what a smart wife, surely its a long trip to heaven isn't just perfect for a light travel along with a check...LOL...
"LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE"
read this before.....women are simply brilliant...
lol...
hahahaha.. gud wife....
AC thus must be an invention of someone who was too afraid of hell fire, he he he
lol, does that mean we get stuck here? Oh well as long as the air conditioner works....
Lol....Haven't been to Arizona yet Khawaga, why did you ask?
deepb, The concept of hell fire must have originated keeping in mind the temperatures here in summer :-)
drmana: that's what my Christian youth minister said to me right before inviting me to never return to his church... Strange. Have you ever lived in Arizona?
drmana, infidels don't go to heaven. We only burn in hellfire. I thought you would know that by now.
Lol khawaga........ you may not be going to heaven at all after that comment:-)
yv2r: You think the husband cashed the check in heaven? Wow! I don't want any part of your religion if there are bank queues and bounced cheque fees in Heaven!
her husband will be a ghost and hunt her every day,she lost her peace for ever and ever amen
nice joke....
Boring! This is very similar to the one about the three ministers and their division of the collection plates from church. Not sure if it's appropriate here....
hehehehehehe.....
really loyal..
hmmmmmmmm
write him a check~~~ hheheh
ROFL! Great one!
haha brilliant!
this is surely a gud one........
another good one.
Thanks for the laughter boost...by this time and after a "nice" lunch I needed some "life support".
Regards!!
Brilliant one !!!! Clever lady !!