Made me laugh!!!!
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along!
Really good one and made me laugh tooo.....
lmao ......hehehehe
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
and a very good morning to you x
Really funny! Nice one brandlady.
Good morning!
Life is beautiful !!!
good joke.
raindrops, glad you liked it :)
funny. thnx brandy
bakamuna, a little light relief for a Monday morning :)
good one, brandy...and morning :)
lol
"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"
oldies but goodies eh :)
Three men lie dead in the morgue, all of them with smiles on their faces.
Coroner asks, "Why are they all smiling"
Porter says,
" The first man is a Frenchman and he died whilst making love to his mistress, so died doing what he loved."
" The second man is a Scotsman, who won the Lotto and spent it all on whisky, so he died pissed and happy"
"The third man was an Irishman, and he was struck by lightning."
"Well that's not so good, so why is he smiling", asks the coroner.
"He thought he was having his photo taken" the porter replied.
geez i'd hate to think what would happen if the fire alarm went off!!
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
perfect rhythm... lolz... made me laugh too...
I may like a lily which wherever
guess it is all about timing eh?? ;)
Forgiveness is life...:)
result was a population boom was it not :)
Lol... I recall the old days of the "Rhythm" method..