Makes me proud to be an Aussie
MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
'Hello, is this the police?'
'Yes it is. How can we help you?'
'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine
inside his firewood!'
'Thank you very much for the call.'
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
cocaine.
They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop up your firewood?'
'Yep.'
'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate
you funny han
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good one that nadt.........at least we know that the taxes we paying is going to good use eh....hehhehehhehhehhehe
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
If this is in my country they (police) will take the firewoods with them for their use... so it's opposite (revange call) ;-D
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Heeehee Good stuff .. Great way to start the day :)
A bloke's wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian coast while they were diving, he spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.The Sarge says..."Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news".
"Well," says the bloke..."I guess I'd better have the bad news first?"
The Sarge says..."I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead, young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef, he got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn, but after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.
The Sarge says..."Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share." He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.
"Geez thanks...They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that...... So what's the other possible good news?
"Well", the Sarge says..."if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again...
lol gud 1
Peace be upon you.
lol, yep serving their community...
"Cops at the service of community" so this falls along the lines of their slogan
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yeah KH, why get mad with the cops huh, get even...
very smart gift
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