Maturity - Useful Advice...

Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood.These saying are not strictly jokes,but offer a useful change of pace....enjoy reading!

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not evenly distributed.
As I've matured...I've learned that you can't make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much i care,some people are just jacka__es.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion,not proof to destroy it.
I've learned that you should'nt compare to others---they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned the ex's are like fungus,which keep coming back.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we are celebrities.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that it is not you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level,then beat you with experience.
Finally, I've learned that i don't suffer from insanity- in fact I enjoy it!
....and hope this is not posted before...lol! :)