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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns :
Dear Brian
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more
than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
> When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom
> with the woman from next door. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we
> have been married for twelve years.
>
> When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
> having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I
> would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he
> says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
> him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
> increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I
> can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
>
> Sincerely, Anne
> -----
>
> Dear Anne
>
> A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
> debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
> hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
> none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
> fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
> carburettor float chamber.
>
> I hope this helps.
> Brian
Remind me never to ask this columnist for advice!!!!
other way round isn't it???
love the red one woohoo!!!!!!
can see me driving around in that yeah :)
and a Lambo
this is a Camry :P
ok, show me a picture of a camry, no problem for you count
SN had 2 already, and he meant Britexpat I think :)
you poor thing working nights, need any help??? LOL
VB- no worries it's all good :)
brandylady, have a brandy for me I'm on nites!....all will seem better in the daylight (think thats the saying?)
Dracula...what is a britex body?.....mmmm methinks you're a tad scary....
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
because its night.. tomorrow he wouldnt be the same as tonight...
~~~winner never quits~~~
promised me..no Lambo!
Camry=ok...:P
not exactly sure to be honest, made a comment, upset the count unintentionally, apologised and now he hates me :(
got nothing to say to that
to where are we heading...??
~~~winner never quits~~~
hate & ate you! :P
looks like but a lamborgini would certainly be my choice,
vvvvvrrrroooooommmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Lamborgini or Camry 2008?
would be if the problem was her car n not her cheating husband!!! :)
you know its only brandy for me!! ;)
thankyou for bringing me back to my original post :)
men thinks technically while most women felt emotionally...
~~~winner never quits~~~
Wiser = Whisky ?
http://www.wisers.ca/
am none the wiser now :(
Paix
am good thanx, struggling a little here but apart from that :)
hows you?
your English is fine and a damn sight better than my French thats for sure, now before this turns into another argument, lets just put it aside, I for one have no desire to argue, ok???
Peace??
ps, the second course comment was made because you said you were full from britexpat, just I found another sleeping body for your dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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How Are you ?
i aint american
i am from Transilvannya...
I am doing my best to speak and to learn your native language.
We are french speakers ( la secondaire...)
cant take the stick drac?
hey, just a comment right???
happyday, thanx for the giggle :)
sorry you lost me :(
if it is meant as an answer to the humour comment, don't take it to heart, I am not very good at American humour, doesn't mean it isn't funny, just not to me :)
"I find some humour goes over the heads and is lost in translation"
"can you manage a second course"
Pizda matii de sclifosita!
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are.
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! Then he created woman!
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
this is exactly what i want to prove!
please ENGLISH the only word I recognised in the whole sentence :)
Crezi ca daca esti nascuta englezoaica esti desteapta?
As vrea sa poti invata limba mea in opt luni macar jumatate din ce stiu eu engleza.
Scorpia dracului!
one of those lovely, pleasant evenings when your other half upsets you but is unwilling or unable to see why, he chilled and I am seething, can't sleep when am this mad grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
A temporary glitch, he be sooooooooo sorry tomorrow ;)
Hey count, I found a sleeping body for you lol :) can you manage a second course????
i am full Supernurse...
Few posts left side i've found britex boddy ...
Such mess..
Booommm...like confetti..
Enough blood for today :P
brandylady, how come no sleep??
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
why do you think am on here, no sleep for me tonight thats for sure, they can have the car you want and exchange the dog for a cat if it will help you sleep better :)
SN, I find some humour goes over the heads and is lost in translation, ah well, back to the drawing board ghheeeeezzzz!!!!
you shouldn't be sleeping dear Drac, its nightime mate, draculas are awake at night are they not??
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Really i couldnt sleep, brandylady!
Now i am happy.
Not 100%( can you please change Lamborgini with a normal 2008 Camry?)
Why dog and not a cat?
The childrens are twins?
Why you dont let me to sleep?
Huh?
lol, sometimes the British humour baffles and confuses lol
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
humour comes hard to some eh ;)
LOL, good one......for heavens sake people its a bloody joke!!jeezz!!
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
well am sure if she took his advice she will no longer know what the hell she is doing so yes, maybe they are together, 2 children, a dog and a brand new Lamborgini yes????
Again about Anne and Brian ...
If they are they lovers...
Are they toghether now?
Married?
Childrens?
Maybe a new car?
I myself know a few men that know more about fashion and make up than me ;)
Talk about dresses and lipsticks?
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
not lovers but now she is single???????? who knows :)
were lovers, he would have fixed for her the car !
What about Anne and Brian ?
Are they lovers?
car mentainance .. he would have not been in this situation
Morale of the story
Keep your wife's car always well maintained !
maybe some women (not all women) not taking care of there things and relations in a proper way....so Anne should repair her car and relations with husband as mr. brian suggested.
i repeat only some women....so QL women dont get crazy on me :)
you guys don't need to go off on a hate women thread :)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think about Anne and Brian they had been
having an affair.
nice joke...
i don't think so boogie...same as a man... it only happens that in this existing life we had, there is a wrong time and a right time...and worse of all..., most of the time are wrong times...learn how to deal with it.. and accept...
ROBIN!!!??? to the BATCAVE!!!http://www.qatarliving.com/user/spanky1423
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thats the reason u always need to ask for second opinion....
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"liFe wAs lIkE a bOx oF cHocOlAtEs. yOu nEveR kNow
wHaT yOu'Re gOnNa gEt." ================================
honor of what capricornian?
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Oh please! As if women dont sleep around. Of course you dont cheat on your partner as much as a man does, but that doesnt mean that there arent women out there who do. Only thing is that women never share their secret with anybody, but men usually brag about it and thats why they usually get caught.
Also its not our fault. God made us this way. :=D
it's a great honour being a man.
Live and let live...
sexist but nice ;)
Dear Anne,
Since you didnt have much thoughts on your partner's state of mind of being sacked, feeling depressed and worthless also as your husband had been unfaithful to you, please do follow Brian's advise of reparing your car to leave him gracefully.
Regards
engines etc, playthings for boys eh ;)
It might be that the radiator over heating. Which make and model?
...........:-)
he gives u all the possibilities of why ur engine stops!!!! what else u need to know??
WEMEN!!!!!!!!!!
It shows that we are practical and balanced.