To the men that always love to help others :P

The wife came home early and found her husband in bed making love to a very attractive young woman.

She cried, 'How dare you do this to me.. a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on a minute love. I can tell / explain:

Well, as I was getting into the car to drive home,
this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and helpless so
I took pity on her and let her into the car.

She was very thin, poorly dressed and unkempt.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So I brought her home and warmed up the chicken stew I made for you last night which you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I told her to
shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and torn, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the Prada
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight ....
and the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for X'mas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't want to wear because someone at work has a pair of the same.
The husband took a quick breath and continued .....

She was so grateful and as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
"Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?"