Men are like computers
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. it is always necessary to have a back-up.
5. They 'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. In order to get their attentions,you have to turn them on.
8. the lights are on but nobody's home.
9. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
10. Size does matter.
LOL @ tatess, very amusing...... ;-)
So you walk all over your man then....??!!
At least your copier clearly works...lol
Wonder what he'd make of your posts....
Torque 8-)
my little boy, 2 months old .
LOL!!! Tatess, what are you on about? Men issues?? Damnnnnnn... it must be that bad.
Just tell me who bother u and I'll handel it :D , instead of u handeling all men
just thinking what else to post about men.lol.
Ramadan Mubarak to u too dear, u look serious tatess ",) i was joking with u dear
nothing wrong between me and men. Ramadan Mubarak.
LOL tatess...you missed one though,
Men are like.....lino, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life
I may be blonde but I am wise
smile lots laugh more
:P) Grrrr tatess. what's wrong between u and men now a days???
Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food
on the table.
Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise
they just look silly.
Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.
Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but
that's about it.
Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that
bright.
Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.
Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get
the hang of it.
Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep
up your legs.
...like snowyowl sed.
I also remember having read this post months ago here...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
14- charge it professionally to get the best performance.
that would be a woman dragging a ball of hay behind her. Being "extended memory".
I got this email awhile ago but it was entitled Women are like computers???
I may be blonde but I am wise
smile lots laugh more
Some have Hardware which are "Micro and Soft"...Hahhah
We generally go down less than pc's........a Window's based comment obviously... ;-)
Don't get confused between hard & soft-ware...lol
Torque 8-)
13 Some are built to specs and last forever.
12 they cannot make mistakes. It's always the user who does.
11- long lasting if u didn't miss use them ;).