Menopause Jewelry
Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves abig frickin' red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
lol scareltt, your post made me laugh.
Yes, Brit, Scarlett left out pre-menopause, peri-menopause....and let's not forget post-menopause. So aren't we looking at 12-15 years?
Anyway, that's my story for Mr. NFH and I'm stickin' to it
>:-)
Is it possible that "Her Indoors" has been suffering from pre-menopause since we got married ??
I think they also have PMS each month but dont' realize it...we women realize it tho!!!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
besides by that age we've certainly earned them!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
but I'm yet to see one ;-)
never have liked diamonds, too cold looking for my taste...prefer rubies, emeralds or tanzanite. Opals are beautiful also!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
But then again...from Marilyn Monroe's words (I mean song):
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
*sigh*
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
This is an old joke and related to PMS , not Menopause.. I thought you knew that ..
not if its a little bitty diamond...however if he was smart, he'd buy a diamond necklace instead of a ring...
Britexpat...hate to tell you this but perimenopause lasts for about 3 years, with menopause lasting much longer and with no end in sight...why do you think so many marriages end when women and men are in their late 40-50's? And no I don't mean they end because she killed him, either....
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Good one.. At least women have "excuses" for smacking us around and abusing us for a week or so each month..
...if you're in a bad mood.
I suggest you ask your husband to buy you knuckles...with blings of diamonds, of course. :-p
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
over it??? Obviously you've not had to deal with women who are menopausal...I don't think we EVER get over it!!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
I thought you meant a ring to ward off potential suitors - like engagement and wedding rings.....a sort of a 'don't bother, I'm past it' ring!
:P
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."