MOMENTS OF TRUTH
Wife: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Hubby: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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A 5 year old kid was jealous of his new born brother. That night, he puts poison on his mom's n-----s.
The next morning, their driver died!
Soniya Caligula has 2 parts?...I did not know...
Somebody give me the second part please...lol
hahahahaaha... Moment of truth... Liars!!!!!!!!!
Colt plz stay....:(
Ima be gone for the rest of the morning... behave!!! :-)
@ White Night .........LOL Stupid Robot
there were totally grossing moments in it :-(
Another Moment of truth joke, as silly and lame as the OP, well maybe a bit more lame :(
Rahul's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied.
Rahul returned late from school.
Dad asked, “Son why are you late from school?”
“Dad, we had extra classes today”.
Robot slapped Rahul on his face.
Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
“Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments.”
Robot slapped Rahul on his face.
Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Chameli Ki Jawaani".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved."
Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot..
Rahul's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!"
The robot slaps the mom.
i'll look for it later. babush! :)
I liked the first one..
hahaha yeah Colt, it's beyond crazy, that I can say.... :P
isn't it some crazy sheet???? OMFG!!!
ah, I have seen that movie.....
YES it is!!! :-D
after watch that movie for 3 days colt ended up on bed in ICU with energy drips pumping up his body.
nope colt. Is that an English movie? :p
D/L the movie, I'm not telling you what it is ;-)
Colt What is caligula ? Hope its not a Rusgula ? :P
ok sweet, gandw is off to work now.
you said 100some or Qlsome... that made my mind run a riot... ;-) have you not seen the movie "Caligula" ???
dont worry am just fixing the email for QLSG. ignore it for a while.
dont worry with make you the toy man to throw toys at every stage. just you dont get started with them enjoying your own self
darude, gandw is asking why he keeps getting messages from info@qatarliving?
and why me Colt? i was just being asked by Da to do the video capturing? what's so *rgy about that? :)
3some ? early morning ? ewwwkkkkkk :)
Lol Darude! wait i'll just take our camera so i can take the video of your 3some.
MJ, are you free to hold the lights? :p
Gloomy just got me started!!! :-P
HMC doesnt have 100 bed available at same time.
the QL orgy... bring on Caligula!!! :-P
Colt, you probably need your morning coffee now... :P
3some? why not 100some? or entire QLsome? that would be more fun, isn't it? just spare rizks and khanan... :)
I know right... sheesh!!! :-P
LOL Colt, I was referring to your original post... :P
I hope you're not referring to the moment of the 3some ;-))
LOL some moment that was... :P
@ The Rude : I miss u too darling ...lol
@ Colt : Yes yes still saving it,i wiil save it until i can sink on it.....lol
gloomy are you free to make a 3some video of me colt and senti
Wut up bud... you saving water still??? ;-)
:)
loong time no see darling. was missing you badly my sweet heart.
leave jackmohan and Khanan lets go out and have some fun in private :D
@ Khanana :How R U ? I am in UAE .Where is he ? is he in Nepal ?
@ Hijackmohan : How Are U ? Beware with him Lol
Khanan did Da change his preference?... looking for guys ;)
I thought it was Name :(
where you been? Nepal
Da was looking for you..
LOL
Utters
here comes the smart pathan!!! watch your rears :-D
you all dumbs :(
nutters?
nascars?
niggers?
"feeding ports"....lol
Not the nose or nostrils, the feeding ports from a womans chest for nursing a newborn... Naughty
That clears it right up;-P
Xena nostrils is n------s :D
whats a n------s?
Nose is spelt n-s-;-P
very true