Most common words used by women
Ahh...how true these words of advice are...men, take note and save yourself a LOT of grief!!
Most common words used by women
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are not right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but now she is doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
All part of our male education I supose..
One common theme missing from the above is "headache"..
Most women of the female persuasion suffer from it on a regular basis. It is especially common at night in or around the boudoir..
Well i learned the hard way about how to answer "Does this me look big"
It turns out that replying with "hold on a second babe, let me step back a few paces so i can see it all" is really not the right answer.
Ach well, live and learn etc
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Very True... Can relate more of it to myself...
LOL on all of them, but I use, "Whatever" in place of "Fine" and then walk away...but not too far 'cause I probably have just ONE more thing to say about the matter! ;P
If I'm really frustrated, I combine the two: "Fine, whatever!"
i can relate more from 1 - 4
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"A man may fight for many things.His country,his friends,his principles,the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child.
But personally,I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sackful of porn."
Blackadder.
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IT means you can forget about Nookie and the dinner is in the dog..
"A man may fight for many things.His country,his friends,his principles,the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child.
But personally,I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sackful of porn."
Blackadder.
lol
Go ahead Green Tea, Thats OKAY...
That is his way of showing atmost care and respect for women...LOLLLLLL
if i have frienship with female u have any problem .
as respect , I don’t force any one to be a my friend
Or When u will take my to the mall again...
And never forget this one..
Did you request my Master Card???
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
yea right so you better stop sending friendship PMs to QL female members.
it is fact but we have to care and respect women
Funnily enough.. I use exactly the same line with Mrs expat when she asks me..
the "it was on sale" is commonly used however its a relatively benign term...
NOW, that being said...the comment "does it make me look big?" is just a loaded weapon waiting to go off...The only right answer is...Oh honey...you look absolutely gorgeous in it...and nothing could make you look big..
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
I thought the most common phrases were
"But , It was on Sale" and
"Does it make me look big ?"
lol i like all of them!!! :P
esp number 3, i often use that =))
Lol scarlet..enjoyed it..
so true lol... :D