Never lie to a woman

KellysHeroes
By KellysHeroes

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

By KellysHeroes• 14 Dec 2008 23:20
KellysHeroes

Is he checking the location of the soup ladle ?

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By KellysHeroes• 14 Dec 2008 23:16
KellysHeroes

That's the norm. This thread is about abnormalities:D

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By Eagley• 14 Dec 2008 17:41
Eagley

Shan't say what happened to the latest liar. His pants were on fire. He seemed to be in shock.. hmmm... could be just my imagination.

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Don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

By ayetha• 14 Dec 2008 17:24
ayetha

"Love is built on hope. Sure it is filled with risk and with disappointment, but it is still something that gives your life a greater meaning."

By ONEmakikomoto• 14 Dec 2008 16:48
ONEmakikomoto

so what happens, if you lie to a man?

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veni, vidi, vici.

By Xena• 14 Dec 2008 16:41
Xena

its especially for RP though;-)

A priest was visiting his friend in another parish and as they were sitting down to dinner, the resident housekeeper, who happened to be really gorgeous came in to serve them.

During dinner, the priest turned to his friend and asked him if he and the housekeeper were having a relationship.

His friend assured him, that although she is very beautiful, he kept to his chastity vows.

A few days fter the friend left back to his own parish, the housekeeper came to the resident priest and mentioned that the soup ladel had disappeared, and she could only think that his friend has taken it.

The resident priest, feeling very sad that his friend might have stolen the soup ladel, wrote him a letter which went like this.

Dear Friend

It would seem as though the parish's soup ladel has disappeard, now I am not saying you did take it, and I am not saying to didn't its just strange that it happened to go missing after your visit.

A few days later, he received his reply.

Dear Friend

It would seem like you have not being keeping your vows with regards to your pretty housekeeper... Now I am not saying you are, and I am not saying you aren't, but if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the soup ladel by now:-)

"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME

 

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By anonymous• 14 Dec 2008 12:09
anonymous

nyc one............but silly man!!!

By sumuduk• 14 Dec 2008 11:49
sumuduk

A married man was having an affair

with his secretary.

One day they went to her place

and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep

and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed

and told his lover to take his shoes

outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.

We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!'

By Victory_278692• 14 Dec 2008 11:16
Victory_278692

Kelly...pretty old joke dear

By KellysHeroes• 14 Dec 2008 10:36
KellysHeroes

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By azilana7037• 14 Dec 2008 10:05
azilana7037

But I got to whack (figuratively) the living crap out of that bugger...

maybe I'll get the chance to kick his stupid hiney later on tonight...and frankly, i'm enjoying this...

By LEB-XPAT• 14 Dec 2008 09:32
LEB-XPAT

heheh

funny one kelly :)

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By anonymous• 14 Dec 2008 09:30
anonymous

Do you know why married man love to go fisihing at the piers?

They get to watch those nice fish, until they see a whale surfacing. Then the fishing is ruined.

The Red_Pope is the next goodwill Ambassador to the UN.

By lovespread• 14 Dec 2008 09:03
lovespread

KellysHeroes very funny..i really like it..women had intuition that naturally guide us to be on the ball always, specifically designed for our partner who’s still somehow manage to challenge our power every now and then..

Xyned..very creative

"You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more" - Ophrah Winfrey-

By Passion• 14 Dec 2008 08:41
Passion

~ LiFe is Unfair.. but it's still GooD ~

By anonymous• 14 Dec 2008 08:37
anonymous

lol

By KellysHeroes• 14 Dec 2008 08:18
KellysHeroes

It is considered un-necessary luxury and I think feminine thingie.

suggest you start a thread about this and watch all the fun

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By xyned• 14 Dec 2008 05:01
xyned

me: head scratch scratch...(thinking)

ummmmm

wife: what happened? (suspicious)

me: I guess....yeah....Bless his heart

Wife: What and whose heart?

Me: That boss of mine used it up during a catch. Saw him with a blue cloth thing. Musta thought it was old cloth or rag for fishing.

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Good mop up or the situation

Perfect crisis-offset.

By KellysHeroes• 14 Dec 2008 00:48
KellysHeroes

Rubber bands might have other usage

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By yano_08• 14 Dec 2008 00:36
yano_08

the last time i went fishing... i caught a plump one!!

odd enough, it got hairs!!! DUH!!!

damn, why am i still awake??

ok folks, i'm off for fishing ;-)

By anonymous• 14 Dec 2008 00:30
anonymous

LOL

I do store rubbers in my tackle box....

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Not the kind you are thinking about, but rubber bands to secure my rods in place when traveling....

The Red_Pope is the next goodwill Ambassador to the UN.

By azilana7037• 14 Dec 2008 00:30
azilana7037

where can I borrow one, since I'm gonna use if for a couple of hours only...lol

By KellysHeroes• 14 Dec 2008 00:29
KellysHeroes

you can get caterpillar boats with metal reinforcement :)

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By azilana7037• 14 Dec 2008 00:27
azilana7037

coz I already have my baseball bat ready ;-)

By KellysHeroes• 14 Dec 2008 00:11
KellysHeroes

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By azilana7037• 13 Dec 2008 23:43
azilana7037

to a woman's fury...like I'm feeling right now...I'm simmering right now, and someone's big lying BUTT gonna get kicked tomorrow morning, for sure...

By anonymous• 13 Dec 2008 23:42
anonymous

lol funny ;)

NEPAL

By cheesecake_28• 13 Dec 2008 22:51
cheesecake_28

LeArN fRom tHiS oNe!

By KellysHeroes• 13 Dec 2008 22:42
KellysHeroes

Women often keep huge arsenal of weapons of mass destruction inside the kitchen

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By azilana7037• 13 Dec 2008 22:35
azilana7037

coz if you get caught...mercy mercy MERCY ;-/

By KellysHeroes• 13 Dec 2008 22:24
KellysHeroes

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By greentea• 13 Dec 2008 22:23
greentea

Mrs. KH sent with him not the blue silk pajama but one of the products of Mr. & Mrs. KH ;)

By KellysHeroes• 13 Dec 2008 22:21
KellysHeroes

and luckily I prepare my fishing stuff. Also I prefer cotton to silk. For many reasons among which coz silk is haram for men :)

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By greentea• 13 Dec 2008 22:18
greentea

By nadt• 13 Dec 2008 22:13
nadt

lucky KH, cos you do like to go fishing a lot dont you, although i cant imagine you would be into blue silk pjamas :-)

By KellysHeroes• 13 Dec 2008 22:10
KellysHeroes

luckily, I am not yet a man :D

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By nadt• 13 Dec 2008 21:58
nadt

lol, stupid man...

By heero_yuy2• 13 Dec 2008 21:56
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By fefee• 13 Dec 2008 21:52
fefee

hehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is very nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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