Never lie to a woman
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."
Is he checking the location of the soup ladle ?
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That's the norm. This thread is about abnormalities:D
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Shan't say what happened to the latest liar. His pants were on fire. He seemed to be in shock.. hmmm... could be just my imagination.
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
"Love is built on hope. Sure it is filled with risk and with disappointment, but it is still something that gives your life a greater meaning."
so what happens, if you lie to a man?
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veni, vidi, vici.
its especially for RP though;-)
A priest was visiting his friend in another parish and as they were sitting down to dinner, the resident housekeeper, who happened to be really gorgeous came in to serve them.
During dinner, the priest turned to his friend and asked him if he and the housekeeper were having a relationship.
His friend assured him, that although she is very beautiful, he kept to his chastity vows.
A few days fter the friend left back to his own parish, the housekeeper came to the resident priest and mentioned that the soup ladel had disappeared, and she could only think that his friend has taken it.
The resident priest, feeling very sad that his friend might have stolen the soup ladel, wrote him a letter which went like this.
Dear Friend
It would seem as though the parish's soup ladel has disappeard, now I am not saying you did take it, and I am not saying to didn't its just strange that it happened to go missing after your visit.
A few days later, he received his reply.
Dear Friend
It would seem like you have not being keeping your vows with regards to your pretty housekeeper... Now I am not saying you are, and I am not saying you aren't, but if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the soup ladel by now:-)
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
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nyc one............but silly man!!!
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'
Kelly...pretty old joke dear
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But I got to whack (figuratively) the living crap out of that bugger...
maybe I'll get the chance to kick his stupid hiney later on tonight...and frankly, i'm enjoying this...
heheh
funny one kelly :)
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Do you know why married man love to go fisihing at the piers?
They get to watch those nice fish, until they see a whale surfacing. Then the fishing is ruined.
The Red_Pope is the next goodwill Ambassador to the UN.
KellysHeroes very funny..i really like it..women had intuition that naturally guide us to be on the ball always, specifically designed for our partner who’s still somehow manage to challenge our power every now and then..
Xyned..very creative
"You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more" - Ophrah Winfrey-
~ LiFe is Unfair.. but it's still GooD ~
lol
It is considered un-necessary luxury and I think feminine thingie.
suggest you start a thread about this and watch all the fun
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me: head scratch scratch...(thinking)
ummmmm
wife: what happened? (suspicious)
me: I guess....yeah....Bless his heart
Wife: What and whose heart?
Me: That boss of mine used it up during a catch. Saw him with a blue cloth thing. Musta thought it was old cloth or rag for fishing.
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Good mop up or the situation
Perfect crisis-offset.
Rubber bands might have other usage
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the last time i went fishing... i caught a plump one!!
odd enough, it got hairs!!! DUH!!!
damn, why am i still awake??
ok folks, i'm off for fishing ;-)
LOL
I do store rubbers in my tackle box....
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Not the kind you are thinking about, but rubber bands to secure my rods in place when traveling....
The Red_Pope is the next goodwill Ambassador to the UN.
where can I borrow one, since I'm gonna use if for a couple of hours only...lol
you can get caterpillar boats with metal reinforcement :)
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coz I already have my baseball bat ready ;-)
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to a woman's fury...like I'm feeling right now...I'm simmering right now, and someone's big lying BUTT gonna get kicked tomorrow morning, for sure...
lol funny ;)
NEPAL
LeArN fRom tHiS oNe!
Women often keep huge arsenal of weapons of mass destruction inside the kitchen
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coz if you get caught...mercy mercy MERCY ;-/
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Mrs. KH sent with him not the blue silk pajama but one of the products of Mr. & Mrs. KH ;)
and luckily I prepare my fishing stuff. Also I prefer cotton to silk. For many reasons among which coz silk is haram for men :)
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lucky KH, cos you do like to go fishing a lot dont you, although i cant imagine you would be into blue silk pjamas :-)
luckily, I am not yet a man :D
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lol, stupid man...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
hehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is very nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!