Never mess with lady driver
A woman driver was speeding along a highway, when suddenly she got stopped by a police car which instructed her to pull over.
Woman: “is there a problem officer?”
Officer: “Ma’am you were speeding. May I see your license please?”
Woman: “I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.”
Officer: “Don’t have one?”
Woman: “Lost it four times for drunk driving.”
Officer: “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
Woman: “I can’t do that.”
Officer: “Why not?”
Woman: “I stole this car.”
Officer: “Stole it?”
Woman: “Yes, and I killed the owner.”
Officer: “You what?”
Woman: “His body is in a plastic bag in the trunk, if you want to see.”
The officer looked at the woman, slowly backed away to his car, and called for backup. Within minutes, five police cars circled the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
Sergeant: “Ma’am. Would step out of your car, please?”
The woman stepped out of her vehicle.
Woman: “Is there a problem, Sir?”
Sergeant: “One of my officers said that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”
Woman: “Murdered the owner?”
Sergeant: “Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please?”
The woman opened the trunk. It was completely empty.
Sergeant: “Is this your car ma’am?”
Woman: “Yes. Here are the registration papers.”
The First Officer was stunned.
Sergeant: “One of my officers claimed you do not have a driving license.”
The woman dug into her purse, pulled out a clutch purse, and handed it to the officer. The officer snapped open the purse and examined the license. He looked quite puzzled.
Sergeant: “Thank you ma’am. One of my officers told me that you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner.”
Woman: “Oh my! I bet that officer will say I was speeding too!”
Lol, I should use this
hahahahaha
even thou im a lady i can drive good lol.
but this story reminds me of a story happened to my friend, it was like the same
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i bet the women's name is karen
Hahahahahaha
Some more "sincere" advice from one with lots of experience: Never mess with a lady at all!
They have several effective time-tested weapons readily available as follows:
A very sweet killing smile that would make even a hangman's heart melt.
Gallons of free-flowing, non-stoppable tears always readily available to match the situation.
Stilettos. Be extra careful if they are Italian-made as they don't crack on hitting your head unlike the Chinese ones which do.
In the end, you would be a bad loser even if you have a genuine case!