New interview cat questions for jobs....

As we all know that every second person is bound to love cats in the streets. We fall in love because each 3-4 months we see a cat with new litter of 4-5 kittens in our neighborhood or street. 

So basically employers can guess by asking these questions that if the person they are hiring is a great happy heart person or not? 

1- How many cats you have there in your country?

2- Where she will live if you move to Doha?

3- If she/he (cat) is coming with you? 

4- How many kgs of cat food you have plans to bring with you? 

5- How much you love cats? 

6- Do you know the difference between cat food and treats?

7- What if you have 20 street cats and you want to feed them all in one go everyday, how much cat food you need to feed them? 

8- Which flavor tin cats like a lot? 

9- Would you be able to accomodate a cat who give 5 kids each 3-4th month? 

10- What will you do if your cat give litter of 4-5 and by the time they start playing and jumping around, your cat is back with one more pregnancy as psaying is pretty expensive? 

11- One fine day you spot the cat who is father of all 20-30 cats in your street? Would you like to tell him that what you feel actually about him, the moment you pay for catfood? Do you think you have that negative heart? 

12- Admins please remove if is not allowed to post. Thanks in advance. Wrote it just on light note.