The next Survivor series
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES on TV:
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music
or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done..
The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings,
church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height,
weight,
shoe size,
clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length,
time of birth,
length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
smoke, we're not bashing..it's more like stating a fact...lol
actually, if i'd be given another chance to live..i'd still want to be a woman..and be called "MOMMY"...
all pains, and hormonal effects fergotten...
Hey Scarlett whtz up?
scarlett, tell me you are kiddin'...first 12 years??? dang! it;s only 5 years... i'll be bald next month!!!
(bubbly memorizing)
yes dear....yes dear...yes dear...yes dear...
Hand and Porn movie reviewer...
I know...Shut up Vegas
You can't teach experience...
theres is prozac . . . .
expect nothing, do more, love lots, smile often, cry sometimes but continue living....
so much for the "at a moment's notice" then!! :)
hmm bubbly...mine did that too the first 12 years..then I just realized that I could do the same thing HE does...say Yes Dear...to whatever he says...works wonders...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
Ok people lets not get into the whole male bashing thing here, just lets all be grateful the way God created us and accept our total package the way it is. Women were meant to bear children and all the pains that come with it, and men were meant to hold your hands and say its ok baby, a little while longer PUSH PUSH PUSH! See there's really no need to be jealous ladies :p
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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scarlett, actually my hair's thinning out from doing that. (do u have a remedy for that?) LOL... and bottom line is... u just SIGH and get back to "tolerating" hehehe
mj, we are the "stronger" species, that's why all the hormone thing is on our shoulders... they just can't cope with that...
just thinking out loud...
You can't teach experience...
You can't teach experience...
but you realize that the best cure for headaches is actually having sex..expands the bloodvessels and increases the bloodflow, thereby relieving the pain in your head which is caused by constricted vessels. So that excuse won't fly!!
mjamille...I would give it 2 months maximum and they'd be BEGGING God to let them be released from that deal!!
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
that's a great idea Scarlett hahaha can't imagine how men would be with hormone issues and post-natal depressions.. :P
That means I am gonna have a headache every night? :)
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Men don't get post natal depression because they can head back to work and escape!!! Wonder if we could make a deal with God to let women carry and deliver the babies if He would give men ALL the hormone issues...
bubbly..lol, true enough on the tolerate thing...some days you just want to pull your hair out!!
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
lol Ukeng....not all though :P
Scarlett.. That explains it! why women have post-natal depression and not men..lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
ah Scarlett, well said... ;)
Well it would be the end of our species, that's for sure!!! No way would they put up with the pain of childbirth or the monthly "inconvenience".
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
Bringing home the bacon is the easy part, after that you get time off when you go home. Being a wife/mother is a 24 hour/7 day a week job..no "down" time at all.
I remember when my eldest was 15 months old and I was feeling really bad and discovered I was running 103 temperature...had to call hubby from work to come home because I was shaking so bad I couldn't hold the baby...after only 4 hours, he had me call my friend who left her work, to come take care of the baby. His comment was that it was such hard work and he couldn't see any result of it...it gave him a headache...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-
I must confess as a Dad of three my self, it is a tough ask.. Ok can manage a few hours or a day the most but for that long..I would not survive..lol :)0
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HE WHO DARES WINS
uuhhh Scarlett, i think ye are fergetting somethin...??
understand / "tolerate" and "stand-by" the other half???
I reckon, that is so far the most tiring of all...LOL
just thinking out loud...
needless to say... failure is inevitable hehehe...
that is why The Almighty gave MOTHERHOOD to the she-species...
Is there any Qatari contestants? If so maybe he can take his maid with him?
hahaha win for you
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Ok hold on...you mean you shave your legs too? Hmmmm
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Which is exactly why you are going to go to the competition and win it for ME. I have full faith in you.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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I am already doing those things nothing new here
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I'm up for it...yallah TCOM pack your bags i'm taking you to the airport!
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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lol Scarlett, i would like to see one brave man try... :P
what?!! haha that sounds fun!
Mind your own business, then you will see the joy coming into your life.
That is a fun part we are more used to doing the hard work like bringing home the bacon lol
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you mentioned "being intimate in a moment's notice."
I had a long distance marriage for 20 years and she only slept on the other side of the bed.
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Since Allah has given me a brain, it would seem like a sin not to use it.
Lol, Scarlett, funny thing is if you told them they would win a million dollars they probably still wouldnt agree stating it was insanity, all the while telling his wife she is lucky because she gets to stay home all day while he "works"
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
really good one there, every person ought to read that, specially the men,