not a saint after all..........
i am a very happy person. my gal friend and i have been dating for over a year and so we decided to tie the nuptial knot. there was only one thing bothering my mind... it was her younger sister!!! my prospective sister-in-law was twenty two, she wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra less. she would regularly bend down when she was near me, and i always get more than a pleasant views of her private parts. it had to be delibrate, as she never did it when she was near anyone else. one day, little sister called me and asked me to come over and checked the wedding invitations. she was alone when i arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings for me that she could not over come. she told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before i got married and committed my life to her sister, well, i was in a total shock and i could not utter a word. she said, "i am going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, come up and get me." i was stunned and frozen in shock as i watched her go up the stairs. when she reached the top, she pulled off her pant and threw it down the stairs at me. i stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight towards the front door. i opened the door and headed straight towards my car. lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!!! with tears in his eyes my father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we could not ask for a better man for our daughter. welcome to the family." to you readers, what moral can you draw from this scenario??? your contributions please. i will explain the riddle after seeing the directions toward which you will steer your conclusions. poser: pay attention to the story's heading...
I'm reading it as if it is true and found out that this story has been goin around for ages..:(
Yawnninggggg.... just opened QL.. and clicked this post...but hell.. the first one was crap... :(old, read hundred times...
Looks like Qlers have ran out of topics. :(
yawwnnnn
well.. it would be more catchy if it wasnt here sister.. they should have hired someone or use her bridges frens ,,
I think you were a villain and you deliberately allowed her to make "displays" before you. Seventy percent of communication is through body language and you had already implied to her that you were interested. Had it been any otherwise, you would have informed her sister in such ways as to not disrupt the quiet of the family but yet maintain the integrity of the relation between you and your wife. You, however, chose to enjoy the "scenes" all the while giving her hopes of something. And finally when she asked for it, you did not have the nuts.
Have patience...don't scare the birds away before its the right time to strike. :)
Always leave condoms in the car... If you had it with you in a pocket or wallet you would have certainly failed the test!!!!
Always leave condoms in the car... If you had it with you in a pocket or wallet you would have certainly failed the test!!!!
Moral: You should not let go such opportunities!
so, the lesson is - keep condoms in your pocket!
Conclusions;
You posted an old story.
You were going for condoms
You cannot be trusted :O)
Dear Fellow,However, the story is quite weird for me & sounds like fiction but i would comment " How many failed the test before you?" First Impression.2nd, Why would the lil sister call you to co-ordinate for the wedding?3rd, Why you would be rude & keep looking for her pravite parts?End Conclusion, if the story is true .. you are not the better man cuz you already broke your limits with the sister, 2nd they are not the suitable family for you because they did not trust for what you are until they tested you with a very unethical way.Good Luck
it was on youtube....
always keep contraceptives in your car LOL