Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
By MYSTIQ_SOUL •
CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.
Read the comments at the bottom of the page. Hilarious lol
There was a five space cruiser pile up, when his body hit the windscreen of the lead space cruiser having been jettisoned out of the airlock. And an entire tanker of windscreen bug remover was needed to clean up the mess.
You mean Birrryani-the-Hut - His Cousin from the Planet - Asiana II
Not so lucky..
In this universe, the character is Captain Hands So-Low and is played by Colt45.
This should be interesting..
Rizks as Obi Won lungi
Tinkerbell as Princess Leia
MBK as The Dark Lord Sith (with hair)
i am innocent ! :(
May the Farce be with you !
"Help us Rizku-won-Lungi , you're our only hope"
This is a rumour and must not be believed.
What happened to his three wives ? How did he allow the Storm Troopers to get so close for a Light Sabre strike, when he supposedly always wore a Matter-anti-matter disruption vest under his tunic.
The reality is that he was in hiding because of his burgeoning weight and was living peacefully in "Obi-City"